Box Office Haiku

Don’t wink at me, creep.
Do not grab my bum, either.
You are my usher.

Please do not come in.
The house is not open yet–
oh, fine, suit yourself.

“Will seats open up?”
If I could see the future,
I would not work here.

“Ya’ll got a bathroom?
We’re soaked through and have to pee!”
Thanks for choosing us.