Box Office Haiku

I see you coming
hobbling on your damn crutches
and the house JUST closed.

Let’s play a game, kids.
Is that old dude her husband
or is he her dad?

You say your mother
Has gotten trapped in the john?
Good thing I pick locks.

Her breasts are brand new,
The cleavage both deep and wide:
Silicon Valley.

Crazy cat lady
lets Persian sit on our phone.
Now we’re all sneezing.

Face pulled back so tight:
The mask of tragedy was
Here to see the show.

You stroll in just as
We are closing the house doors.
Way to be on time.

Yes, we had lots of
Tickets when you called before.
Shoulda bought them then.

One print at a time.
Floral, leopard, AND sunset?
Now that’s just greedy.

The lobby sign says
“Quiet please, show in progress.”
You deserved shushing.