Box Office Haiku

Shells

Hestia — Thu, 26 May 2011 22:02:21 +0000

Who does accept checks,
For payment, this day and age?
Don’t act so put out.

Hestia — Thu, 26 May 2011 21:56:06 +0000

All new part-timers
Get the difficult patrons
An unspoken rule

Ampelos — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 08:11:23 +0000

While you um and ah

The season will stay sold out.

Um: No magic word.

Ampelos — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 07:20:33 +0000

I know, amazing,

But they went on sale last year.

You’re his biggest fan?

Ampelos — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 07:06:42 +0000

The advertisement

Didn’t suggest you’d get your

Fussy heart’s desire.

Ampelos — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 07:03:14 +0000

It’s not a hate crime

That there’s no discount for you.

Glibness becomes you.

Ampelos — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 05:30:40 +0000

Your bland aggression

And my complete indifference

Can do this all night.

Ampelos — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 04:49:54 +0000

It falls to me to

Offset the stupidity

Of the great unwashed.

Ampelos — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 02:25:21 +0000

“It’s your Zolo Book!
Z! O! L! O! Oh. Wait. That’s
Two Thousand and Ten.”

Ampelos — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 02:16:09 +0000

I’m sorry. Didn’t
Realise I was speaking with
The Queen of Sheba.