Box Office Haiku

I know, amazing,

But they went on sale last year.

You’re his biggest fan?

“It’s your Zolo Book!
Z! O! L! O! Oh. Wait. That’s
Two Thousand and Ten.”

The cost of tickets
Is not a ‘punishment’ – you’re
Not required to come.

“What gives you the right
To charge people admission?”
All this ain’t free, ma’am.

Standing by my window,
Saying mean things in German…
Thanks for your input.

7 does not look
one little bit like a 3:
Your show was last week.

Seat numbers? Simple.
A2 means “sit in A2.”
Not just where you want.

The play that you seek?
It is not by Oscar Wilde,
and it is not here.

You want to bring in
Your life-sized porcelain doll?
Perhaps at child price.

“Tony said he could
get us aisle seats tonight!”
Tony is new here.