Incredistated

Filed under:Denied.,Improbable Statements,The Entitled — posted by Ampelos on April 16, 2011 @ 3:20 am

I know, amazing,

But they went on sale last year.

You’re his biggest fan?

True

“It’s your Zolo Book!
Z! O! L! O! Oh. Wait. That’s
Two Thousand and Ten.”

Sentencing

Filed under:Aeschylus,Colossal overreactions,Improbable Statements — posted by Aeschylus on February 17, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

The cost of tickets
Is not a ‘punishment’ – you’re
Not required to come.

Inconceivable

Filed under:Aeschylus,Improbable Statements,The Entitled,Well that was random — posted by Aeschylus on January 20, 2010 @ 6:13 pm

“What gives you the right
To charge people admission?”
All this ain’t free, ma’am.

Dummkopf

Filed under:Futile Gestures,Hateful Old Bags,Improbable Statements,Thalia,The Entitled — posted by Thalia on December 10, 2009 @ 2:20 am

Standing by my window,
Saying mean things in German…
Thanks for your input.

Myopia

7 does not look
one little bit like a 3:
Your show was last week.

Dumb

Filed under:Improbable Statements,Le Sigh,Thalia,The Trials of House Management — posted by Thalia on October 12, 2009 @ 1:25 am

Seat numbers? Simple.
A2 means “sit in A2.”
Not just where you want.

Wilder

Filed under:Improbable Statements,Thalia — posted by Thalia on December 18, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

The play that you seek?
It is not by Oscar Wilde,
and it is not here.

China

Filed under:Erato,Improbable Statements,Just Wrong,Well that was random — posted by Erato on November 25, 2008 @ 10:12 am

You want to bring in
Your life-sized porcelain doll?
Perhaps at child price.

Uninformed

Filed under:Denied.,If I had a nickel for every time I heard...,Improbable Statements,Thalia — posted by Thalia on October 2, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

“Tony said he could
get us aisle seats tonight!”
Tony is new here.


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