Box Office Haiku

If you don’t want me
To cash your check today, then
Wait to send it in.

I understand that
“No” is not an easy word.
Today, that’s what’s heard.

Saying the word “um”
Repeatedly isn’t the best
Way to keep me calm.

I realize that
He’s not available, but
I’m returning his call, k?

Well of course you may
Exchange at the last minute.
Friends cancelled? Oh well.

pretentious asshole
i am not your ‘sweetheart,’ k?
stop changing your mind.