Box Office Haiku

Tickets for Dunne, please?
No, that’s not me, that’s my ex–
but he won’t miss them!

How may I help you?
Somebody hung up on you?
No, that wasn’t me.

my name is Raoul.
ask for me next time you call.
and good luck with that.

“YOU did this TO US!”
Yes, it’s a conspiracy.
We just don’t like you.

I do not have your
tickets. You know why? Because
you never bought them.

Why would we direct
you to our competition?
We don’t want you here.

“Your people told us
There was an elevator!”
We did no such thing.

“Hi, can you hold please?
Yes, we are very busy.”
We are eating lunch.