Box Office Haiku

Once in a while
Something stinks in the hallway.
Someone’s food is gross.

“What gives you the right
To charge people admission?”
All this ain’t free, ma’am.

‘Improv’ is not an
anagram for ‘vampire’.
‘I’m a perv’ is though.

Those chips, wheat or corn?
Can you hold a second please?
Thanks for holding, corn

You want to bring in
Your life-sized porcelain doll?
Perhaps at child price.