Newbies

Filed under:Eight Shows a Week,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Hestia on May 26, 2011 @ 5:56 pm

All new part-timers
Get the difficult patrons
An unspoken rule

Discrimination

Filed under:Fun with the Old Folks,Hateful Old Bags,Just Wrong,Pet Peeves,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Ampelos on April 16, 2011 @ 3:03 am

It’s not a hate crime

That there’s no discount for you.

Glibness becomes you.

Sigh

Filed under:Futile Gestures,Le Sigh,Pet Peeves,The Entitled,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Ampelos on @ 12:49 am

It falls to me to

Offset the stupidity

Of the great unwashed.

Expecto Patronum

Filed under:Hateful Old Bags,The Entitled,The Innocent are Persecuted,Uncategorized — posted by Ampelos on October 7, 2010 @ 10:16 pm

I’m sorry. Didn’t
Realise I was speaking with
The Queen of Sheba.

Cutoff

Filed under:Futile Gestures,Le Sigh,Thalia,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Thalia on October 2, 2010 @ 10:21 pm

“I called yesterday,
you were no help then!” Want help?
Don’t hang up on me.

Magic

Filed under:Futile Gestures,Le Sigh,Thalia,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Thalia on September 19, 2010 @ 12:13 pm

Still not psychic yet.
If you don’t say what you want,
then how will I know?

Third

Filed under:Futile Gestures,Just Wrong,Thalia,The Innocent are Persecuted,TMI — posted by Thalia on April 30, 2010 @ 1:27 am

Hello, young lovers!
I want to give you your change.
Please stop sucking face.

Sophomoric

Filed under:Just Wrong,Thalia,The Innocent are Persecuted,TMI — posted by Thalia on April 26, 2010 @ 1:26 am

The box officer
never wants to hear you make
“that’s what she said” jokes.

Alimony

Filed under:Denied.,Just Wrong,Lies! All Lies!,Showmances,Thalia,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Thalia on March 10, 2010 @ 1:41 am

Tickets for Dunne, please?
No, that’s not me, that’s my ex–
but he won’t miss them!

Lost

Words I do not like:
“We bought our tickets online!”
No good comes of that.


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