Box Office Haiku

Dear Sir or Madam,
Don’t call me on speaker, then
Pick up your phone, ass.

We cannot exchange.
Let me send you to who can.
Hold, while I transfer.

I realize that
He’s not available, but
I’m returning his call, k?

You’re the one who called
Yet you do not have your card.
Please, ma’am, take your time.

Why must the phone ring?
Don’t you all know I’m trying
To do some work here?

no excuse for this
it was my fault yet again
I  picked up the phone.

“Box office, please hold.”
“I CAN’T HOLD! TALK TO ME NOW!”
Settle down, children.

“I have held so long
I was ready to hang up!”
Yes, that is the hope.

“Hi, can you hold please?
Yes, we are very busy.”
We are eating lunch.