Box Office Haiku

The advertisement

Didn’t suggest you’d get your

Fussy heart’s desire.

Your husband’s ID
Does not have your face on it.
No, it will not work.

You storm out the door
calling my HM a bitch?
Rudeness fee incurred.

How may I help you?
Somebody hung up on you?
No, that wasn’t me.

“We spoke on Sunday.”
No, you yelled at me Sunday.
Good luck getting seats.

I rightly guessed you
From “A man just screamed at me.”
Don’t expect favors.

There’s a part of me
That feels bad you missed your show.
But I suppress it.

You aren’t amusing…
We have chatted twice today,
And I still hate you.

Tiny angry man,
Abusive to my intern:
Change request denied.

Since I displeased you
You say you’ll never come back.
Is that a promise?