Box Office Haiku

“It’s your Zolo Book!
Z! O! L! O! Oh. Wait. That’s
Two Thousand and Ten.”

I’m sorry. Didn’t
Realise I was speaking with
The Queen of Sheba.

By definition,
Seats that are at the far left
Aren’t in the center

You’ve seen Cats five times,
And now Mamma Mia twice.
No, I’m not judging.

The person who calls
Does not get to say “Please Hold.”
In this case, that’s you.

“Performing Arts” is
a loose term in our venue.
Pink Floyd Laser Show?

The same ten songs play
In the Box Office all day.
We slowly go mad.

No bathrooms this floor
Take elevator down one
Poor planning, I guess

Is there nudity?
A man’s bare ass does not count!
Yes? One ticket please.

News: perfect strangers
Don’t want to know about your
Colonoscopy