Shells

Filed under:Denied.,If I had a nickel for every time I heard...,Pet Peeves — posted by Hestia on May 26, 2011 @ 6:02 pm

Who does accept checks,
For payment, this day and age?
Don’t act so put out.

Newbies

Filed under:Eight Shows a Week,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Hestia on @ 5:56 pm

All new part-timers
Get the difficult patrons
An unspoken rule

Abracadawdle

Filed under:Denied. — posted by Ampelos on April 16, 2011 @ 4:11 am

While you um and ah

The season will stay sold out.

Um: No magic word.

Incredistated

Filed under:Denied.,Improbable Statements,The Entitled — posted by Ampelos on @ 3:20 am

I know, amazing,

But they went on sale last year.

You’re his biggest fan?

False

The advertisement

Didn’t suggest you’d get your

Fussy heart’s desire.

Discrimination

It’s not a hate crime

That there’s no discount for you.

Glibness becomes you.

Duet

Filed under:Eight Shows a Week,Futile Gestures,The Entitled — posted by Ampelos on @ 1:30 am

Your bland aggression

And my complete indifference

Can do this all night.

Sigh

Filed under:Futile Gestures,Le Sigh,Pet Peeves,The Entitled,The Innocent are Persecuted — posted by Ampelos on @ 12:49 am

It falls to me to

Offset the stupidity

Of the great unwashed.

True

“It’s your Zolo Book!
Z! O! L! O! Oh. Wait. That’s
Two Thousand and Ten.”

Expecto Patronum

Filed under:Hateful Old Bags,The Entitled,The Innocent are Persecuted,Uncategorized — posted by Ampelos on @ 10:16 pm

I’m sorry. Didn’t
Realise I was speaking with
The Queen of Sheba.


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